jingletron - A MOTD Machine

Dependencies: cowsay, fortune, expr and sed

Thus spake the jingletron:
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  / That must be wonderful: I don't understand it at \
  | all.                                             |
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  \ -- Moliere                                       /
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    \                                  ,+*^^*+___+++_
     \                           ,*^^^^              )
      \                       _+*                     ^**+_
       \                    +^       _ _++*+_+++_,         )
                _+^^*+_    (     ,+*^ ^          \+_        )
               {       )  (    ,(    ,_+--+--,      ^)      ^\
              { (@)    } f   ,(  ,+-^ __*_*_  ^^\_   ^\       )
             {:;-/    (_+*-+^^^^^+*+*<_ _++_)_    )    )      /
            ( /  (    (        ,___    ^*+_+* )   <    <      \
             U _/     )    *--<  ) ^\-----++__)   )    )       )
              (      )  _(^)^^))  )  )\^^^^^))^*+/    /       /
            (      /  (_))_^)) )  )  ))^^^^^))^^^)__/     +^^
           (     ,/    (^))^))  )  ) ))^^^^^^^))^^)       _)
            *+__+*       (_))^)  ) ) ))^^^^^^))^^^^^)____*^
            \             \_)^)_)) ))^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^)
             (_             ^\__^^^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^^^^)
               ^\___            ^\__^^^^^^))^^^^^^^^)\\
                    ^^^^^\uuu/^^\uuu/^^^^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\
                       ___) >____) >___   ^\_\_\_\_\_\_\)
                      ^^^//\\_^^//\\_^       ^(\_\_\_\)
                        ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^